I have wayyy too much free time so send me asks!
look at this precious thing
fucking look at it
and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back
When good bunnies go bad.
THAT ONE IS EATING HIM
“hooray! we slew the giant!”
It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant
THAT’S NO ORDINARY RABBIT
THAT’S A KILLER RABBIT
when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
Anonymous said: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
when you thought you’ve seen the last of that gif where
Madison Montgomery says ‘surprise bitch’
SO FUCKING DONE
where does “It’s finals week and I haven’t done shit” fit in?
level 6 or 7
Okay, so to everyone who has finals in the next couple weeks:
…but actually how fucking inspirational is this?
I HAVEN’T DONE SHIT, BUT IF COULSON IS ON MY SIDE, I KNOW I WILL KICK EVERY FINAL’S ASS. HELL YEAH!
This relevant to my life now.
Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS
so many exciting things happening!
Art of War released today for Indiegogo supporters
Art of War being released tomorrow on iTunes
US tour dates are also being announced tomorrow
Somewhere Somehow in 8 days
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid